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Strangest Client Requests We’ve Ever Gotten

At Squeaky Clean, we’ve seen (and scrubbed) it all. But every now and then, we get a request that makes us tilt our heads and say, “Huh?”

Recently, someone asked me to snake their drain. Now listen — we love getting into the nitty-gritty, but unless my mop doubles as a plumbing license, that one’s a no from me.

It reminded me of one from way back in my solo days, pre-Squeaky Clean: a client canceled cleaning last minute and asked if I could take them grocery shopping instead. And you know what? I actually did it! It was a simple errand, but still — definitely not your average day on the job.

We pride ourselves on being helpful, but also — let’s keep it cute and clean, not clogged and chaotic.

Got a weird cleaning request you think tops ours? Drop it in the comments or DM us — we might feature it in our next Dirt Diary.